Traditions and difficulties

It is traditional to turn on the porch light when you call for pizza after dark. It is also common sense, seeing as it iondicates you expect someone to be able to see his way to your door, without killing himself tumbling all over your childrens junk.

Also, most major pizza places require you to order parmasan cheese and crushed red peppers when you order the rest of your food. They also specifically do not allow drivers to carry "chz n pprs" in their cars or on their persons. cheese is expensive. it also is a bad idea to leave cheese in a car which can reach 100+ degrees in the summer.

"I didn't think you were comin' back."

I hate customers. Last night I had a delivery with total $21.55. This guy hands me $40.55 and tells me he only wants $19 back. I hand him all the cash on me, total $13, and tell him I'll be right back with the last $6. He asks where his cheese and peppers are. He didn't order cheese and peppers, so I tell him so. He tells me he did and to bring him some. I leave, get change and cheese and peppers, and go back. He answers the door and tells me he didn't think I was coming back. He takes the stuff and hands me $1 "For your troubles." I hate customers.